DO AS I DO

Do as I do.
No, don't do as I do, do as I say.
No, don't do as I don't do or say
No, do as I do or do as I do say
No, don't do as the Romans do
No, do as I don't say, not as I might not do
No, do as infinity
No, do as Army strives to plug gaps
No, do as a geographer
No, don't do as you're told by the big boys
No, do as she commands
No, don't do as good a job as they do
No, do as the beverage
No, don't do as great
No, do as you like
No, don't do as much
No, don't do movie plots
No, do when bored
No, don't do scoops
No, all you got to do is lie there all comfortable
No, do like Iceland
No, don't do body counts
No, do butterflies and Batman
No, don't do drugs
No, do a backflip play the cello know how to solve a rubik's cube
No, don't do unto others
No, what do I know?
No, don't do this at home
No, I do solemnly swear
No, don't do diapers
No, what would Tyler Durden do?
No, don't do. Be
No, don't do things half way
No, don't do social networks
No, Tae Kwon Do
No, don't do dishes
No, you do something to me
No, don't do sloppy seconds
No, do you think the word "on" rhymes with "dawn" or with "don"?
No, don't do nuance
No, do something amazing for the US Air Force
No, don't do book reviews
No, you should be allowed to do anything with functions
No, don't do hypotheticals
No, tend to do dumb things
No, don't do foreign policy
No, how do things look to colorblind people?
No, don't do quagmires
No, do these modern world experiences
No, don't do bumper stickers
No, do languages
No, don't do the Macarena
No, the computer will do the rest.
No, don't do this to yourself
No, do you believe
No, don't get involved in any criminal activities
No, what do we do with the horses
No, don't do a deal where each side gets a fixed percentage
No, do Jo
No, don't do spamming
No, websites do turn on teens
No, don't do it yourself
No, if you can read, you can do anything home
No, don't do me like that


Written in english
Previously unpublished.